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When the horns sound, ravens flock. Civil war tears apart an empire. New kingdoms emerge beyond its borders. Don your armor, grab your sword and mount your horse to conquer the Calradia battlefields. Your hegemony will be established and a new world created from the remains of the past.
Mount & Blade II, Bannerlord is the long-awaited sequel of the acclaimed medieval combat simulation and role-playing video game Mount & Blade Warband. It expands the fighting system of Calradia and its world 200 years ago. You can bombard mountains with siege engines or create secret criminal empires behind the doors of cities. Or, you may charge into chaotic battles to gain power.
SIEGE GAMEPLAY
You will need to position, fire and construct a variety of heavy machinery for sieges. This game will challenge your skills and knowledge like no other. As you fight for your castle, or attempt to take it from the enemy, experience epic and sprawling battle across rubble and ramparts.
Historically authentic defensive structures provide the best medieval warfare experience. You can smash a enemy's gate with your baton and blow up his fortress tower. Mount & Blade II Bannerlord allows you to see every second of a chaotic battle from the perspective of one soldier.
DIPLOMACY
Diplomacy can have significant consequences for the entire world. You can strike historic peace agreements that will win your kingdom land or allow you to face a new enemy. A new barter system allows players to make deals that range from marriage proposals to treason agreements. It also gives NPCs all of the options they have. You can use a new influence systemor to thwart the ambitions of your rivals.
SANDBOX ECONOMY
You can see how the supply of goods fluctuates in a simulation feudal economy where everything, from incense and warhorses, changes with demand and supply. You can invest in workshops and farms, or you could turn anarchy into your advantage by being first to deliver grain to starving towns after a siege.
CRAFTING
You can create your weaponand name it, then take it to battle. Each weapon that you make is unique thanks to a physics-based design system. You can create a powerful killing machine that matches your prowess, complements your play style or you could take the sword from your opponent and use it to your advantage as a medal of war.
MODDING
Mount & Blade II - Bannerlord's engine and tools are now available for modders to reinterpret Calradia, or even create new worlds. You can combine mods to create the game that you like.
ENGINE
A brand new, custom-made engine for game engines, created in-house to meet the specific needs of this series. It offers the ideal balance between performance and visual fidelity. Scalable with your hardware's power.
Mount & Blade now has richer and more stunning graphics. It will immerse you in Calradia's world, rendering its magnificent battles in breathtaking detail.

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